9/26/2016

– Final prep before the debate. A naked Trump stares at the mirror repeating “I’m Donald Trump…I’m Donald Trump…” while Mike Pence dressed like a Latino pool boy slathers on an extra coating of anti-logic grease.

– Hillary stares blankly, a cord running to an outlet while her topical personality patch is upgraded and debate protocol 0011001 is installed. The lights flicker menacingly.

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