TRUMP: Look at him out there. Good energy, perfect hair. Immobile, unnatural, the best!

CHRISTIE: Yeah, I guess Pence is doing a good job but I really shoulda been…

TRUMP: Pence?



CHRISTIE: …Your Vice President running mate? The VP debate…

TRUMP: Is that on? I’m talking about Star Trek.


TRUMP: Kirk. Best Enterprise Captain. Shoots Klingons first. Doesn’t follow Prime Directive. Bad rule, makes us look weak.

CHRISTIE: ….I, I don’t…

TRUMP: Those blue Orion girls? HOT. Would marry. Then divorce and build space wall.

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