TRUMP: Vulcans. Very smart. Immovable hair. Would hire.
CHRISTIE: You’re…really not going to watch the Vice Presidential debate are you?
TRUMP: Ugghh. VP is worthless. Ornamental. Like my boy Eric. There but just for show.
TRUMP: Deep Space 9? Not classy. Needs a gold fountain. Fewer Ferengis. Can’t trust them.