10/9/2016 – Clinton v1.75

CLINTON: Kaine

KAINE: Yes ma’am!

CLINTON: Unplug me. I’m at 100% power. How much time before the debate?

KAINE: Just under an hour ma’am.

CLINTON: Damn, I’m having trouble aligning quadrant 3 of my smile.

KAINE: Perhaps you could make a joke about how this is your public face and not your private face!

CLINTON: Are you making a reference how I said I have public and private political positions?

KAINE: Yes ma’am, but with humor!

CLINTON: Humor.

KAINE: Yes!

CLINTON:

KAINE:

CLINTON:

KAINE:

CLINTON: What is humor?

KAINE: It’s a moment of levity used to win voters!

CLINTON: I see. I…see. Perhaps I should attempt this…”humor”. Downloading humor…processing…processing…

KAINE: Shall I fetch your war suit?

CLINTON: Yes, but in the Earth fashion style.

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