KAINE: Yes ma’am!
CLINTON: Unplug me. I’m at 100% power. How much time before the debate?
KAINE: Just under an hour ma’am.
CLINTON: Damn, I’m having trouble aligning quadrant 3 of my smile.
KAINE: Perhaps you could make a joke about how this is your public face and not your private face!
CLINTON: Are you making a reference how I said I have public and private political positions?
KAINE: Yes ma’am, but with humor!
CLINTON: What is humor?
KAINE: It’s a moment of levity used to win voters!
CLINTON: I see. I…see. Perhaps I should attempt this…”humor”. Downloading humor…processing…processing…
KAINE: Shall I fetch your war suit?
CLINTON: Yes, but in the Earth fashion style.