TRUMP: That guy. White hair. No personality. Looks like he’d be the dad of those Cobra Kai teens in Karate Kid.
CHRISTIE: You mean your #1 guy Mike Penceshouldabeenme?
TRUMP: Yeah. The first part.
CHRISTIE: He played the Trump debate drinking game. Took a shot every time you sniffed. He’s in the hospital now.
TRUMP: Ugh not good.
CHRISTIE: Good to see you care. I thought you’d
TRUMP: What a loser. Weak liver. Little league tolerance.
CHRISTIE: So you’re going to need a new VP, at least for the short term.
TRUMP: True that.
CHRISTIE: I promise I’ll do my
TRUMP: Get the gimp.