10/10/2016 – That Ha Ha Thing

KAINE: Congrats ma’am on another successful debate!

CLINTON: I was awful.

KAINE: Worst debate ever! Live and learn! We’ll come back next time!

CLINTON: No, Kaine, I won but Trump improved. My email defense was down to its last rationality algorithm. And according to my calculations my smile was at 37.2% patronizing and 62.8% condescending. I have to recalibrate my personality matrix.

KAINE: Have you tried humor?

CLINTON:

KAINE:

CLINTON:

KAINE:

CLINTON: That’s the “ha-ha” thing you were talking about earlier?

KAINE: It worked for W!

CLINTON:

KAINE: TWO terms W!

CLINTON: Ugh. FINE. Installing humor protocol 001110101011. Processing…processing..

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