KAINE: Congrats ma’am on another successful debate!
CLINTON: I was awful.
KAINE: Worst debate ever! Live and learn! We’ll come back next time!
CLINTON: No, Kaine, I won but Trump improved. My email defense was down to its last rationality algorithm. And according to my calculations my smile was at 37.2% patronizing and 62.8% condescending. I have to recalibrate my personality matrix.
KAINE: Have you tried humor?
CLINTON: That’s the “ha-ha” thing you were talking about earlier?
KAINE: It worked for W!
KAINE: TWO terms W!
CLINTON: Ugh. FINE. Installing humor protocol 001110101011. Processing…processing..