11/7/2016 – Vy So Upset?

BERNIE: Hello?

PUTIN: Hyello Bernie.

BERNIE: Oh you call now?

PUTIN: Vy so upset?

BERNIE: For months I was running on the closest thing America has seen to socialism, and the people WANTED it.

PUTIN: Ees good! So?

BERNIE: So you couldn’t drop a few thousand Clinton emails during the primary? I could have made this place Western Russia with cowboy hats and Starbucks!

PUTIN: You syaid Cleenton emails ees not eemportant.

BERNIE: ….there is that.

PUTIN: Let me give you nine houses. Ees apology.

BERNIE: It’s good to be the Bernie.

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