PUTIN: Hyello Bernie.
BERNIE: Oh you call now?
PUTIN: Vy so upset?
BERNIE: For months I was running on the closest thing America has seen to socialism, and the people WANTED it.
PUTIN: Ees good! So?
BERNIE: So you couldn’t drop a few thousand Clinton emails during the primary? I could have made this place Western Russia with cowboy hats and Starbucks!
PUTIN: You syaid Cleenton emails ees not eemportant.
BERNIE: ….there is that.
PUTIN: Let me give you nine houses. Ees apology.
BERNIE: It’s good to be the Bernie.