PENCE: Sir good news! I have early election results.
TRUMP: Sure. Hurry up. COPS is on commercial break. It’s a taser marathon. Can’t miss!
PENCE: So…it..looks like you’re going to win Kentucky, Mississipi, Nebraska, Indiana, Alabama, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Carolina, West Virginia, and Tennessee
TRUMP: Awesome! Great job!
PENCE: Yes your electoral count should-
TRUMP: That’s all the states on the COPS Taser marathon.
TRUMP: Good karma. COPS. Goober states. Tasers. All class.
TRUMP: First executive order: renew COPS.
PENCE: I hate you.
TRUMP: Get in line.