11/8/2016 – *ELECTION NIGHT* Taser Ma

PENCE: Sir good news! I have early election results.

TRUMP: Sure. Hurry up. COPS is on commercial break. It’s a taser marathon. Can’t miss!



PENCE: So…it..looks like you’re going to win Kentucky, Mississipi, Nebraska, Indiana, Alabama, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Carolina, West Virginia, and Tennessee

TRUMP: Awesome! Great job!

PENCE: Yes your electoral count should-

TRUMP: That’s all the states on the COPS Taser marathon.


TRUMP: Good karma. COPS. Goober states. Tasers. All class.


TRUMP: First executive order: renew COPS.

PENCE: I hate you.

TRUMP: Get in line.

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