TRUMP: Big day today.

PENCE: Historic. Start of a new era.

TRUMP: Shkreli’s posting his Wu-Tang album.

PENCE:

TRUMP:

PENCE: Martin Shkreli, the pharmacy CEO pariah?

TRUMP: I prefer CEO vagabond. Makes him sound classy. Wu-Tang good group, not the same without ODB. Raekwon and RZA can hold their own but the old school vibe is gone.

PENCE: You’re…not going to bring this up when you meet with President Obama are you?

TRUMP: Of course not!

PENCE: Phew.

TRUMP: He’s 100% Fugees. Trust me. I know R&B. Racial and Biased. Can’t miss!

PENCE: Dear Lord.