TRUMP: You’re still mad at me aren’t you? Calling you the most ignorant president in history.
OBAMA: It stung a bit, sure.
TRUMP: Meant it as a compliment. You: smart guy. Good grades. Just not street smart.
OBAMA: I was a Professor at the University of Chicago Law School.
TRUMP: Exactly. Book smart, not street smart. Glad we can see things the same way.
TRUMP: Need street smarts like a business leader. Show them who’s boss. Get your hands dirty. That’ll teach you leadership.
OBAMA: I’ve been President for nearly 8 years now. I’ve learned a few things you might say.
TRUMP: Pfffft. Never dealt with contractors . That’s tough negotiations. Gotta strut. Show them who’s boss. Like this, see?
OBAMA: Please sit down.