TRUMP: So Benny, no go on any cabinet position?
CARSON: No Donald, I’m good.
TRUMP: Secretary of Health and Human Services?
CARSON: I could do it, just don’t wanna.
TRUMP: Surgeon General? I mean you’re a surgeon, and you’re generally a good guy. Boom. Match.
CARSON: It’s flattering, but no thank you Donald
TRUMP: Want NASA? You. Spaceships and aliens. Good to go.
CARSON: I think you need a PhD doctor for that. I’m an MD.
TRUMP: Minister of Funk?
CARSON: That’s a tiny bit racist.
TRUMP: C’mon it’s me.
CARSON: Donald, I just think I would not be ideal for you. I have no experience running any federal agency. I don’t want to harm the Presidency.
TRUMP: But…you ran for President. Gotta admit Benny, getting mixed messages here. Like Catelyn Jenner. Hot but still Bruceish. Would still grope though.
CARSON: President’s different
TRUMP: Got it. Fail your way into a promotion. Totally familiar. Can respect that.