PENCE: Sir, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe is here to see you.

TRUMP: Let him in.

ABE: Good day to

TRUMP: GOOD! MORNING! TO! YOU! SHINTO! MY! NAME! IS! DONALD! TRUMP!

ABE: Ah. I can speak English, Mr. Trump. I am not fluent but-

TRUMP: NI! HAO! I! LIKE! YOUR! HONDA! GOOD! CAR! VERY! CLASSY!

ABE: I believe that’s Chinese, and yes the Honda is a good car. Perhaps-

TRUMP: LUCY! LIU! VERY! SEXY! SOLID! 8! WOULD! DATE!

ABE: I…don’t-

TRUMP: SUSHI! NOT! COOKED! TOO! LAZY! NEEDS! HEAT!

ABE:

TRUMP: STOVE! STOOOOOOVE!!!