12/5/2016 – Here Already

TRUMP: Ok who’s next?

PENCE: Dr. Ben Carson sir. He’s here to accept your Housing and Urban Development position.

TRUMP: Uggghhh. FINE. Let’s make it quick. Carson. So dull. Like staring at a wall. Check that. Wall: more exciting. I like walls. Bring him in.

CARSON: I’m actually here already, Donald.

TRUMP: See? That’s what I’m talking about. Dull. Quiet. Disappears. Like a middle-aged ninja. A boring one.

CARSON: I can hear what you’re saying Donald.

TRUMP: Amazing! Like a carnival act.





CARSON: Over here.

TRUMP: Wow! Stop it!

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