TRUMP: Ok who’s next?
PENCE: Dr. Ben Carson sir. He’s here to accept your Housing and Urban Development position.
TRUMP: Uggghhh. FINE. Let’s make it quick. Carson. So dull. Like staring at a wall. Check that. Wall: more exciting. I like walls. Bring him in.
CARSON: I’m actually here already, Donald.
TRUMP: See? That’s what I’m talking about. Dull. Quiet. Disappears. Like a middle-aged ninja. A boring one.
CARSON: I can hear what you’re saying Donald.
TRUMP: Amazing! Like a carnival act.
CARSON: Over here.
TRUMP: Wow! Stop it!