PENCE: Sir, good news! Time magazine has made you Man of the Year!
TRUMP: Ugggghhhhh
PENCE: I, I don’t underst-
TRUMP: Who cares? Year’s almost over. I’m man of the year for like 3 more weeks. Time Magazine, no class.
PENCE:
TRUMP: They should name their man in January. Could be a woman, but come on.
PENCE: How would they-
TRUMP: Hitler. Stalin. Putin. All Man of the Year before.
PENCE: Ok, sure but the Pope has also-
TRUMP: So at least I got those bragging rights.
PENCE:
TRUMP:
PENCE:
TRUMP: Vince McMahon’s wife is joining my cabinet. Got the hotline to John Cena.
PENCE: It’s dying. My brain. It’s dying. I can’t.