PENCE: Sir, Leonardo DiCaprio is here to discuss climate change.
DICAPRIO: Mr. Trump good to-
TRUMP: Holy crap it’s a ghost!
DICAPRIO: I don’t-
TRUMP: You. That boat. The big one. Saw you sink into the water. Rose did nothing. Never let go Jack, she said. Then she let go. Low energy.
DICAPRIO: Ah, Titanic. Yeah I get that a lot.
TRUMP: That raft. Big enough for both of you. Selfish. Melania would make room. I’d push her off, but only a bit.
DICAPRIO: This is a joke right?
PENCE: Sadly, no.
TRUMP: How’s it doing?
TRUMP: The bear.
DICAPRIO: I…have to go.
TRUMP: And that’s how you stop talking about climate control.
PENCE: I…don’t know if that was more evil or brilliant.
TRUMP: Go with both. There’s room on the raft.