TRUMP: Idea time.
PENCE: oh no
TRUMP: You know how nukes are bad?
PENCE: Sure, sir.
TRUMP: We need more of them.
TRUMP: To devalue them. The more there are, the less valuable they’ll be. Nukes everywhere. Excess supply outperforming demand. Not special anymore. Nobody will want them. Not bigly anymore. Not classy. Folks’ll get rid of them. BOOM. World peace. Send it to Twitter.
PENCE: Sir…it might not be best to say “BOOM” when referring to the global nuclear arsenal.
TRUMP: Ok next idea. This ones biglier.
PENCE: …Biglier is not a-
TRUMP: You know how there’s a lot of Ebola?
PENCE: IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY!