TRUMP: Outrageous! Unbelievable! Despicable!

PENCE: What’s wrong sir?

TRUMP: The Golden Globes. Can’t believe what I heard.

PENCE: Ah, yes. That speech. Well I’m sure Meryl Streep was just-

TRUMP: Deadpool didn’t win. Nada. Zero.

PENCE:

TRUMP: Funniest movie ever.

PENCE:

TRUMP: Homosexuality is an abomination, sure, but Ryan Reynolds’ butt in that one scene is art at its finest.

PENCE:

TRUMP: What’s a Meryl Streep?

PENCE: Big supporter.

TRUMP: HUUGE?

PENCE: Sure

TRUMP: Send flowers. Will tweet good things. Can she sing? I have a job for her.