TRUMP: Outrageous! Unbelievable! Despicable!
PENCE: What’s wrong sir?
TRUMP: The Golden Globes. Can’t believe what I heard.
PENCE: Ah, yes. That speech. Well I’m sure Meryl Streep was just-
TRUMP: Deadpool didn’t win. Nada. Zero.
PENCE:
TRUMP: Funniest movie ever.
PENCE:
TRUMP: Homosexuality is an abomination, sure, but Ryan Reynolds’ butt in that one scene is art at its finest.
PENCE:
TRUMP: What’s a Meryl Streep?
PENCE: Big supporter.
TRUMP: HUUGE?
PENCE: Sure
TRUMP: Send flowers. Will tweet good things. Can she sing? I have a job for her.