PENCE: Are you ready for Friday sir?
TRUMP: Absolutely. Going to be HUUGE. BIGLY. Historic. Years in the making.
PENCE: Good to hear. The country is-
TRUMP: xXx: The Return of Xander Cage is out.
TRUMP: Vin Diesel. Good actor.
TRUMP: He’s no Dwyane the Rock Johnson, but still.
PENCE: Sir, what about the Inauguration?
TRUMP: Never seen that Vin Diesel movie. Does he snowboard?
PENCE: President? You? Friday???
TRUMP: You go. You’re going to be running everything anyway.
PENCE: I…can’t do that sir.
TRUMP: Not missing xXx. Donnie Yen is in it. So’s Ice Cube. You make time for Cube and Yen. It’s in the Bible.
TRUMP: Right after Deuteronomy.
PENCE: I’m…certain the people would question your absence sir.
TRUMP: Whatevs. Not skipping xXx. Unpossible. Nada. No can do.
PENCE: There’ll be hot girls there.
TRUMP: Inauguration. Let’s do this.