TRUMP: Big day today. HUGE. Can’t do it.
PENCE: Sir?
TRUMP: Too big a step. Gotta think about this.
PENCE: I understand sir. I’m sure previous folks were overwhelmed by the inaugu-
TRUMP: Finally switching to Franken Berry.
PENCE:
TRUMP:
PENCE:
TRUMP: Count Chocula. Good man. No strawberry, so no can do. Need fruit. Heard it has annieoximals.
PENCE: …antioxidants?
TRUMP: Listen to Mr. Science here. Just go comb your snow hair and leave the big words to the smart ones.
PENCE:
TRUMP: Note to self: Arrest Boo Berry. Heard he was an immigrant.
PENCE:
TRUMP: He’s a ghost. Wall won’t work. He’ll just pass right through it.
PENCE: I’m feeling ill.
TRUMP: Change your diet. You need more annieoximals.