TRUMP: That’s a lot of women out there marching.
PENCE: Sure looks like it sir.
TRUMP: Like, a LOT.
PENCE: Agreed sir.
TRUMP: Their message is really getting through to me. I hear them.
PENCE: It is? Well I’m glad that your open mi-
TRUMP: They all want to bang me.
TRUMP: Like, ALL of them. They all want the little billionaire.
PENCE: I don’t th-
TRUMP: Gotta tweet about how I’m a married man. Lotta broken hearts, but no can do.
TRUMP: Unless they’re like a 9. Then, the Trump torpedo is launching.
TRUMP: Trumpedo for short. But it’s not short. Just the word.
PENCE: 3 years, 11 months…3 years, 11 months…