1/28/2017 – CHEERIO GUVNAH!!

PENCE: Sir, British Prime Minister Theresa May is here for you.

TRUMP: Cool. I’m fluent in English.

PENCE: …sure.

MAY: Mr. President, a pleasure to-

TRUMP: CHEERIO GUVNAH!!

PENCE: Oh no.

TRUMP: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU! TEA AND CRUMPETS THE QUEEN MICHAEL CAINE BANGERS AND MASHERS PIP PIP RIGHTO!!!

MAY: Ah. This.

TRUMP: PASTY WHITE BRITISH CHICKS ARE HOT THEY’RE A 9 BUT ONLY A 7 AFTER CONVERTING TO AMERICAN HOT!

MAY: Yes, I’m certain British and American women are equally lovely.

PENCE: So! We…are preparing lunch in your-

TRUMP: DO YOU WANT KANGAROO OR SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE???

MAY: I believe you’re confusing me with Australia, Mr. President.

TRUMP: SORRY FOR KICKING YOUR ASS IN WW2!

PENCE: I’m impressed ma’am. Most folks just leave at this point.

MAY: It’s fine, I get this from a lot of Americans.

PENCE: STOP DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD SOCCER IS DUMB ON YOUR TELLY!!

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