PENCE: Sir, British Prime Minister Theresa May is here for you.
TRUMP: Cool. I’m fluent in English.
MAY: Mr. President, a pleasure to-
TRUMP: CHEERIO GUVNAH!!
PENCE: Oh no.
TRUMP: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU! TEA AND CRUMPETS THE QUEEN MICHAEL CAINE BANGERS AND MASHERS PIP PIP RIGHTO!!!
MAY: Ah. This.
TRUMP: PASTY WHITE BRITISH CHICKS ARE HOT THEY’RE A 9 BUT ONLY A 7 AFTER CONVERTING TO AMERICAN HOT!
MAY: Yes, I’m certain British and American women are equally lovely.
PENCE: So! We…are preparing lunch in your-
TRUMP: DO YOU WANT KANGAROO OR SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE???
MAY: I believe you’re confusing me with Australia, Mr. President.
TRUMP: SORRY FOR KICKING YOUR ASS IN WW2!
PENCE: I’m impressed ma’am. Most folks just leave at this point.
MAY: It’s fine, I get this from a lot of Americans.
PENCE: STOP DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD SOCCER IS DUMB ON YOUR TELLY!!