TRUMP: And that’s that. Boom. Borders locked.
PENCE: Good job sir.
TRUMP: Yup. Too many immigrants coming in. Can’t have that.
MELANIA: Donald, vee are steel on for deener tonight? I poorchase special dress. Ees very flattering to feegure.
TRUMP: Sure. You. Hot. Dinner. Done.
MELANIA: I preepare. Don’t keep me vaiting darleenk.
TRUMP: So. Immigration. Bad. No can do.
PENCE: Agreed. No foreigners.