2/2/2017 – BLAM!

PENCE: Sir, Wayne LaPierre from the NRA is here.

TRUMP: Let’s do this.

PENCE: Mr. LaPierre, sir.

LaPIERRE: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

TRUMP: This. Not good. Talky problems.

LaPIERRE: K’POW! POW! BLAM!

TRUMP: What’s going on here, Pence?

PENCE: No worries sir, I speak gun. POW! POW! BOOM!

LaPIERRE: POWPOWPOW! reload POWPOWPOW!

PENCE: BLAM! BLAM!

TRUMP: Jesus. You two. It’s like watching Liberals talk about science. Makes no sense.

LaPIERRE: K’POW?

PENCE: He wants to know how you will continue to support the NRA sir.

TRUMP: …boom?

LaPIERRE: BOOM! BLAMMITY BLAM!!

PENCE: Very good sir!

TRUMP: Sure! Boom!

LaPIERRE: KPOWITY!

TRUMP: BOOM!

LaPIERRE: BOOM!

TRUMP: I like this guy. Very unorthodox. Disarming personality.

LaPIERRE: BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!!!

TRUMP: What?

PENCE: He doesn’t like the D word sir.

TRUMP: Noted. I’ll stay on target.

LaPIERRE: BAM BAM POW!

PENCE: Target! Good recovery sir!

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