2/7/2017- By My Power Alone

PENCE: Sir! Sir! I did it!

TRUMP: Did what, winterscalp?

PENCE: I got Betsy DeVos in as Education Secretary! There was a 50-50 split in the Senate, so it came down to me. JUST me! And I cast the deciding vote to approve her candidacy!

TRUMP: Boom!

PENCE: BY MY POWER ALONE! I WIELDED THE AUTHORITY THAT DECIDED THE FUTURE OF EDUCATION IN THIS COUNTRY! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I HAVE THE POWER!!!

TRUMP: Hold on there She-Man. What’s that on your head?

PENCE: WHAT’S…wrong with my head?

TRUMP: It’s only a 4 year term, but what I’m talking about right now is up there. On the left. Patch of brown. Like an oil spill that totally doesn’t impact the environment.

PENCE: Dear Lord, I’m going….BROWN?

TRUMP: Probably too much testosterone from your manly day in the Senate, Hercules.

PENCE: I can’t go brown! What’ll people think of me? Quick sir, say something demeaning and emasculating!

TRUMP: You look like a kindergarten drawing of an albino lizard.

PENCE:

TRUMP: Or a rotting snowball that hates itself.

PENCE:

TRUMP: Like, if aliens came here and went home and had to draw a picture of what humans look like but the only crayons they had were white and failure they’d-

PENCE: I think I’m good now sir.

TRUMP: There you go. Back to Sadarctica hair.

PENCE: That was close!

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