PENCE: Sir! Sir! I did it!
TRUMP: Did what, winterscalp?
PENCE: I got Betsy DeVos in as Education Secretary! There was a 50-50 split in the Senate, so it came down to me. JUST me! And I cast the deciding vote to approve her candidacy!
PENCE: BY MY POWER ALONE! I WIELDED THE AUTHORITY THAT DECIDED THE FUTURE OF EDUCATION IN THIS COUNTRY! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I HAVE THE POWER!!!
TRUMP: Hold on there She-Man. What’s that on your head?
PENCE: WHAT’S…wrong with my head?
TRUMP: It’s only a 4 year term, but what I’m talking about right now is up there. On the left. Patch of brown. Like an oil spill that totally doesn’t impact the environment.
PENCE: Dear Lord, I’m going….BROWN?
TRUMP: Probably too much testosterone from your manly day in the Senate, Hercules.
PENCE: I can’t go brown! What’ll people think of me? Quick sir, say something demeaning and emasculating!
TRUMP: You look like a kindergarten drawing of an albino lizard.
TRUMP: Or a rotting snowball that hates itself.
TRUMP: Like, if aliens came here and went home and had to draw a picture of what humans look like but the only crayons they had were white and failure they’d-
PENCE: I think I’m good now sir.
TRUMP: There you go. Back to Sadarctica hair.
PENCE: That was close!