PENCE: Sir, we have a little problem. You’re not going to like it.
TRUMP: Uggghh, what are they marching for now?
PENCE: No, it’s not that sir, it’s…worse. You might want to sit down for this one.
TRUMP: Terrorist attack. Whatevs. Proves I was right. Reinstitute the ban that’s not a ban but is totally a ban.
PENCE: No, it’s-
TRUMP: SNL made fun of me again. Can cope. Alec Baldwin, not funny. No Steven. Most Bigly of Baldwins. Can act.
PENCE: Actually sir, it’s…um…Kanye West. He’s-
TRUMP: Kanye. Genius. Love everything he does. Like me but totally different. Kim. Solid 8. Would bang. Got a butt like a Trump golf course. Stately. HUUGE. Can walk on it and hit golf balls off of it. Classy. The Best.
PENCE: He said he doesn’t like you anymore.
TRUMP: Kanye. Clueless person. Hate everything he does. Not like me at all. Kim. Got a huge disgusting butt. Would let her face in but her butt would be deported. Bloated and useless like Obamacare.
PENCE: He actually went on Twitter and-
TRUMP: Changed his mind. Good. Shows he can learn from his mistakes. Smart guy. Always knew he was a thinker. Brilliant like his music.
PENCE: …deleted all his tweets defending you.
TRUMP: Kanye. Brain dead. Does the same thing over and over again. Idiot. Awful like his music. I…wait. Back up a bit.
PENCE: Which part?
TRUMP: Tweets. You can delete them?
PENCE: Yes sir. Anytime you want.
TRUMP: Never mind. I’m a billionaire so I’m always right.