PENCE: Mr. President, about that press conference just now…
PENCE: It was an epic…something all right.
TRUMP: Magnificent, if I do say so myself.
PENCE: That might be the case.
TRUMP: Covered multiple topics. Hit everything all over the place.
PENCE: Yes sir, you were definitely all over the place.
TRUMP: Never could figure out why O’Bombs was so awful at them. Should have used my press kit notes.
PENCE: …press kit notes?
TRUMP: These. Cover every topic. Just combine them and Boom. Answer to any topic. Like a sage.
PENCE: This is Cards Against Humanity! You’ve been using this to prepare for your press conferences?
TRUMP: Like a champ.
PENCE: That explains why your answer to ISIS was
TRUMP: Two midgets with hairy nipples.
TRUMP: They’re an underrated demographic.
PENCE: Sir, I’m going to make a strong recommendation that you don’t use this for your next 1 on 1 with Fox News.
TRUMP: Of course not.
PENCE: Thank God.
TRUMP: For that I need 2 verbs, an adjective, and a color.
PENCE: NO MAD LIBS EITHER!