TRUMP: Unacceptable! Intolerable! A Tragedy!
IVANKA: I understand, dad, this is a difficult time.
PENCE: Mr. President I was reviewing the latest polls and…is something wrong?
TRUMP: We need to investigate. Can’t accept this. Heads will roll!
IVANKA: It might not be the best time, Mike. Dad just got some bad news.
PENCE: What? Is everything OK? Is there another scandal? A crisis? Meryl Streep?
TRUMP: Worse. No recovery from this.
IVANKA: He needs some time to collect his thoughts.
PENCE: Terrorist attack? INVASION?
TRUMP: No. George. He’s gone. Gone for good.
PENCE: Oh. Former President Bush. You’re right, it is a national tragedy. We should prepare a statement for 41. I’ll inform the-
TRUMP: No, snowbrain. Steele. George The Animal Steele. Wrestling genius. Tongue, green like money. Managed by Miss Elizabeth. Solid 8. Would want to date, but wouldn’t out of respect for George.
IVANKA: They’re together now, Dad.
TRUMP: First Jimmy Superfly Snuka, now this.
PENCE: So I’ll….leave you alone to grieve while I…run the country.
IVANKA: Hang in there Dad. Bruno Sammartino is still with us.
TRUMP: You always know how to cheer me up, Vonks.