BANNON: Good job repealing the bathroom rights of the Trannies sir!
TRUMP: Uggghh! Worst people! Never liked them.
TRUMP: They think they’re so special but NOBODY likes them. NOBODY! They think I’m going to let them have special bathroom rights? No can do!
TRUMP: If it was up to me, there’d be none of those losers in America!
TRUMP: How the heck would we get those tracks in all the bathrooms, anyway? Makes no sense. Infrastructure!
TRUMP: They already have their own stations. Now they want to take over our bathrooms? Selfish!
TRUMP: Next thing you know they’ll want us to say “Choo!Choo!” all the time.
BANNON: Wait, what does this have to do with-
TRUMP: Trainies. Hate them. Wouldn’t let me buy a Trump train line back in the day. Would have been classy. Gold tracks. The best!
BANNON: No..NO! The ban is for transsexuals. Transgenders! Not Trains!
TRUMP: What, ladyboyladies? Who cares? Let them do what they gotta do wherever they want. No biggie to me. Just don’t fart next to me in the bathroom. Selfish!
BANNON: You can’t be serious.
TRUMP: No Plainies either. Those wings’ll just bump into folks at the urinal. Rude!