PENCE: Sir, you might want to have a word with Ms. Conway.
TRUMP: I have many words with her. Especially on full moons. She insists on drinking something called Blood of the Innocent. Can’t keep up with those weird girl cocktails. Trends!
PENCE: Wha-no. Not…that sir. This picture of you with the leaders of historically black colleges in the oval office. They’re all standing next to you and she’s on the couch. Kneeling!
TRUMP: Let me see this.
PENCE: Right there. With her feet on the cushions and everything. Staring at her phone. This is an embarrassment sir! Borderline racist!
TRUMP: That’s a disgrace.
PENCE: Absolutely sir!
TRUMP: Undignified. Rude. No respect!
PENCE: Couldn’t agree more!
TRUMP: Look at all of them. Just standing there. They should all be kneeling just like Kelly there.
TRUMP: Kelly. Staring at her phone. Averting her eyes from my visage. Reverent!
PENCE: You…can’t possibly be
TRUMP: Not because they’re black. Good people the blacks. African Americans. Need to decide. Some from the Caribbean. Good offshore accounts there. Confidential!
PENCE: But still…why should they all be…
TRUMP: Me, President. Them, not President. Therefore, kneeling. Logic!
TRUMP: JK Hanes. Dean of Science at Morehouse. He gets a pass. Has knees like a bag of wet potato chips.
PENCE: That doesn’t make any
TRUMP: President. Therefore, it makes sense. Logic!