PENCE: Sir, I thought you should know that Attorney General Sessions has recused himself.
TRUMP: Uggghh. Ok. Get them in here. All of them.
CARSON: I’m already here sir.
TRUMP: Gah! Stop that. Boring sneakiness.
PENCE: Ok sir, we’re all here.
TRUMP: Ok. You. Plural. Talking to Russia. Can’t do. No can do. Russia. Not saying they’re the enemy but not not not saying it either.
SESSIONS: Sir I-
TRUMP: Not done. Talking to Russia. Conflict of interest. Usually this is when Poots calls me but phone is off. So I’m serious. There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s named Trump. But not sheriff. President. So better.
BANNON: Wow, he’s not messing around.
DEVOS: Oustadingg Mistre Prezidunt!
PERRY: Boy howdy!
CONWAY: THE BLOOD MOON RISES IN EXULTATION
RYAN: I’m pumped by this!
IVANKA: Good for you Dad!
PENCE: Impressive sir!
TRUMP: Thanks all. Except you Pence. Practices yoga just so he get bend over to kiss Trump Butt. Understand. Trump Butt is good butt. Greatly. Bigly. Classy. The best. Glutes!
SESSIONS: Sir, if I may ask. We’ve all agreed to do this before. So why did you call all of-
TRUMP: Need someone to tell me what recuse means.
SESSIONS: You’re serious.
TRUMP: Very serious. Trump Butt serious.
BANNNON:
DEVOS:
PERRY:
TRUMP: Is that like when someone uses the same excuse twice? Already expert at that. Not Clinton level but still black belt.
RYAN:
IVANKA:
CONWAY: America!
CARSON: If I may sir-
TRUMP: Gah! Stop sneaking up! Like a boring assassin. Cloaked in a shroud of dull.
