PENCE: Sir, you might want to reconsider this whole wiretapping thing.
TRUMP: Can’t. Won’t. President so I’m right. Always. Infallible!
PENCE: …be that as it may sir…you’re going to need some type of evidence to even convince-
TRUMP: Evidence. Got it. Phones bugged. Bigly. Bugly. Can’t dispute. Credible!
PENCE: Oh, well that’s great then! Could I ask you to share?
TRUMP: Done. Observe. Phone. President’s phone. Couldn’t be tapped, right? Wrong. Watch.
PENCE: Who are you calling?
TRUMP: O’Bombs. Trump.
OBAMA: Good morning Mr. President. How can I-
TRUMP: You. Question. Answer.
OBAMA: I’d be happy to Donald.
TRUMP: Me. Saying things right now. Into this phone. Things. Could be important. Or not. But it’s me so always important. Can you hear this?
OBAMA: Loud and clear Donald, but wh-
TRUMP: *click* Boom.
PENCE: I don’t..wha..boom what is
TRUMP: Boom. As in BOOM Boom.
PENCE: You…might have to explain th-
TRUMP: Ugghhh. FINE. This. Phone. Me. Talk on phone. Obama on other side. Can hear. Listening in!
PENCE: …I can’t believe I’m hearing this.
TRUMP: I know. But you can. So can Obama. Scandal!
PENCE: I’m in hell. That has to be it. I’m in hell.
TRUMP: Not yet. Wait till you hear about FaceTime. Haven’t slept in a week!