PENCE: Sir, Kellyanne Conway is here.
TRUMP: Bring her in.
CONWAY: Good morning, Mr. President! How-
TRUMP: No. You how. As in explain how.
CONWAY: How…what, sir?
TRUMP: How microwaves can spy on people. Unpossible! Can’t do. CIA is not omni…
CONWAY:
TRUMP:
CONWAY:
TRUMP:
PENCE: -present, sir. Omnipresent.
TRUMP: Knew that. Building dramatic suspense.
PENCE: Of course.
TRUMP: You. Conway. Look here. Microwave. Popcorn. Put popcorn in microwave. Turn on microwave. Boom. But no Boom. Nothing. No CIA. Just spinning popcorn.
CONWAY: I..may have misspoke on that one, sir.
PENCE: Well to be fair, sir, the press doesn’t exactly help.
TRUMP: Fake news. Always going to ask for facts. Can’t be caught off guard! Media is-
CIA: Popcorn’s done.
TRUMP:
PENCE:
CONWAY:
TRUMP:
PENCE:
CONWAY:
PENCE: So…how about those sofa pictures?
CONWAY: The press was being unfair.
TRUMP: Media bias. Can’t respect. Rude!
