PENCE: You tell him.
BANNON: I’m not going to tell him you tell him!
TRUMP: Tell me what?
PENCE: Come back here Bannon!
TRUMP: Too late. He pulled the yoink. Classic Shaggy. Should have studied up on your Scooby-Doo. Now. You. Speak.
PENCE: Apparently Rachel Maddow got a hold of your tax forms from 2005. Well, 2 pages of it anyway, and she revealed it on the air.
TRUMP: Ungood. What pages?
PENCE: These 2 here sir. Apparently you made $150 million that year but had to pay $36.5 million in taxes. About 24 percent of your income.
TRUMP: Good news! Shows what a great businessman I was. $150 million. Good times!
PENCE: Yes, but that’s actually a lot lower than the 35% people in your bracket were required to pay at the time.
TRUMP: Had a $103 million loss that year. Shows I was a struggling businessman. Tough times!
PENCE: Either way sir, it shows you were prompt and above board on paying your taxes, so it’s pretty much a win for us.
PENCE: You. I meant you sir.
TRUMP: And why is that?
PENCE: …*sigh* because I never win.
TRUMP: Boom. You sure it’s just those 2 pages?
PENCE: Yes sir.
TRUMP: Nothing in there about China? Or Russia?
PENCE: Nope, nothing sir.
TRUMP: Anything about prostitutes from Singapore? Albanian gladiator fights?
PENCE: I…no. Nothing. Why would-
TRUMP: Nothing about El Chapo? Vienna? The Illuminati Accords? Bunker 9?
PENCE: Should I be concerned about your taxes sir?
TRUMP: Of course not.
PENCE: Well that’s a relief! It probably-
TRUMP: The 2004 taxes sure. Massive trainwreck. But 2005 is golden. In the clear!
PENCE: I’m going to wash my hands now. For the next 3 hours.
TRUMP: Use the antimicrobial soap. Cleanliness!