PENCE: Mr. President,you’re getting some criticism about your budget.
TRUMP: Uggh. Budget. Who needs? Just be rich. Can spend as much as you want. Budget limits that. Unnecessary!
PENCE: Sir, a budget is needed to balance the books. There is not enough money to go around to pay for things.
TRUMP: Not enough money? Makes no sense.
PENCE: Ok, let’s try this. You have money. Lots of money.
TRUMP: I like. Sounds good. Tremendous.
PENCE: Ok, now picture you with no money.
TRUMP: Making no sense.
PENCE: Ok, picture only the money. Just a big pile of money.
TRUMP: Always do.
PENCE: Now picture no money.
TRUMP: Gibberish. You’re speaking gibberish.
PENCE: Ok, this whole thing is starting to make sense now.
TRUMP: Talk to me about this criticism. Go.
PENCE: Well sir, there is concern that a whole bunch of programs are not going to receive financial support.
TRUMP: Such as?
PENCE: The EPA.
TRUMP: The environment. Breathe in, breathe out. Boom. Climate. Free air!
PENCE: Meals on Wheels.
TRUMP: Why spend money on meals that are just going to drive away? Can’t eat. Makes no sense. Need meals that stay. Logic!
PENCE: Department of Labor.
TRUMP: Work smarter not harder.
PENCE: Well that might be tough since you’re cutting the Department of Education budget as well.
PENCE: The National Endowment of the Arts is a bad one sir. People are saying the First Lady’s security detail in New York costs more money than the NEA budget.
TRUMP: Makes sense. Have you seen Melania’s butt? Solid 9. Art!