PENCE: Mr. President, FBI Director James Comey is here.
TRUMP: James. Jimmy. Jimmerino. Good morning!
COMEY: No it’s not.
TRUMP: Not what?
COMEY: Not good. It’s also not morning. You’re completely wrong. What you said is not true. At all.
TRUMP: Wanted to talk to you about the Russia story.
COMEY: No you don’t. Not one inkling of truth there.
TRUMP: Don’t what? I don’t understand.
COMEY: You don’t want to talk, Russia’s not what you want to talk about, and you completely understand. Three strikes, you’re out.
TRUMP: You. Kind of disrespectful. Me. President.
COMEY: Nu-uh. Completely respectful. You’re a wrongypants.
TRUMP: Look. I need you to-
COMEY: NNNNOPE! Don’t need me.
TRUMP: Listen. It totally doesn’t help that-
COMEY: Totally DOES help! It 100% helps! Helpapalooza!
TRUMP: You’re just going to-
TRUMP: -disagree with me, aren’t you?
COMEY: Not at all.
TRUMP: OK, I think I’ve heard enough. Have-
COMEY: No you HAVEN’T!
TRUMP: -a nice-
PENCE: Wow. That was awkward.
TRUMP: If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s someone who thinks he knows everything without listening to the other side of the story.
TRUMP: You’re about to explode from the irony aren’t you?
PENCE: Yes sir, I’m literally shaking with it.