PENCE: Mr. President, Supreme Court Nominee, Neil…*grumble*…Gorsuch is here.
TRUMP: Not his name. What did I tell you to call him.
PENCE: hrmprhmffm msdtmtrtprm
PENCE: *sigh* Hair Master Neil Gorsuch.
TRUMP: Better. Send him in.
GORSUCH: Good afternoon, Mr. President.
GORSUCH: Pretty good sir. The gay marriage questions are a bit of a double-edged sword, but my dedication to orthodox constitutional interpr..um…why are you staring at me like that sir?
TRUMP: Huh? Oh, no reason. Go on.
GORSUCH: Well, um, as I mentioned Senator Franken intended to trap me in some sort of Catch-22 but I reminded him that we have a judicial precedent that…you’re doing it again.
TRUMP: Doing what again? You explain.
GORSUCH: Staring at me with some sort of weird dreamy eye thing.
TRUMP: Only do that with money. Continue.
GORSUCH: …so we also covered aggressive interrogation, cameras in the courtroom and…*sigh*…Mr. President, are you staring at my hair again?
GORSUCH: Dear Lord.
TRUMP: Can’t help! Look at it! Like a garden of follicle delights. Tremendous!
PENCE: His hair’s not so great.
TRUMP: Ugggh. You. That head. Like an arctic graveyard of failure. Him. Stately. Sculpted. Like the finger of God touched his scalp and said “Let there be hair.” Miraculous!
GORSUCH: Sir, um, again thank you for the support and the complements about my hair-
TRUMP: Majestic head pelt.
GORSUCH: -majestic head pelt, yes, but I really need to get back to the confirmation hearings. I don’t want them to cut it short.
TRUMP: You. Never say cut it short again. Not with those magnificent locks present.
PENCE: I’ll see Mr. Perfect here out.
TRUMP: You. Could learn a thing or two from that man. Conditioner tips. Scalp maintenance. Take notes!