TRUMP: You. Ivanka. Going to need you to join my staff.
IVANKA: I’d be happy to serve you and the country, Mr. Presidad.
TRUMP: OK. Got a very important role for you.
IVANKA: What is it?
TRUMP: Boom. Tremendous.
TRUMP: Of course not. Come on. Haven’t told you the best part!
IVANKA: Ok! What is it?
TRUMP: It’s unpaid!
TRUMP: Double boom. Tremendouser.
IVANKA: So, who is that good for exactly?
TRUMP: For me. Don’t have to pay. Win!
IVANKA: Ok, first of all, Dad, I’m probably smarter than 90% of your entire incomplete cabinet.
TRUMP: Truth. You have my brains.
IVANKA: Godforbid-ALSO! Every time a foreign head of state comes here and you put your foot in your mouth I have to smooth things over in their native language! Do you know how long it takes me to become fluent in a new language?
IVANKA: One day! ONE! Because as I said earlier I’m brilliant!
TRUMP: Noticing a trend here.
IVANKA: So with all that, give me one reason, just ONE reason, why I should work for you for free?!?
TRUMP: I’ll let you use Seal Team 6 to shoot on site anyone who makes fun of your fashion line.
IVANKA: I’ll start on Monday.