TRUMP: So I’m thinking…
PENCE: Uh oh.
TRUMP: Might be best if I work with Democrats instead. At least on health care.
BANNON: Ha! I get it!
TRUMP: Get what? You. Troll man. Speak.
BANNON: April first?
PENCE: Ah! April Fools!
TRUMP: Yes, April first is the date, Captain Calendar. Another day of you doing nothing. And Pence, the only fool in here is the one with the whitest of follicles.
TRUMP: Talking about you albino scalp.
BANNON: Wait, wait, Mr. President, you’re…serious about working with the Democrats on healthcare?
TRUMP: Always serious. Except when talking about Rosie O’Donnell. Because c’mon. Nobody can take that woman seriously. Pathetic!
PENCE: But this would be a complete reversal of-
TRUMP: When has that stopped me before? If I followed your logic every day is Trump Fool day.
TRUMP: First one to make a joke about that is waking up in Tehran.
BANNON: Nothing to joke about sir.
PENCE: Nope, nope, totally with you on that.
TRUMP: Good. Now let’s talk about easing immigration standards and improving planned parenthood. If I don’t I won’t earn the respect of female voters. Because I care about women. Especially the Mexican ones.
BANNON: Hold me Pence.
PENCE: No, because then we’d be hugging and homosexuality is an abomination against nature.
BANNON: Maybe it’s just a phase.
TRUMP: Hey, Schwarzenegger’s Apprentice is on! Turn it up!