CONWAY: Mr. President, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Sarah Palin are here for you.
TRUMP: Tremendous. Bring them in, and then you can do whatever it is you do.
CONWAY: SUCK ON THE MARROW OF BABIES.
TRUMP: Sure. Knock yourself out.
PALIN: Hey there, Mr. Presidenty!
TRUMP: Sarah. You. Looking like librarian in the first ten seconds of a Van Halen video. The best.
PALIN: I’m a pitbull!
NUGENT: BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!
TRUMP: He’s speaking gun. I got this. You. Nuge. Boom!
NUGENT: BLAMMITY BLAM!
TRUMP: Pow! Bigly. The best. Blam!
ROCK: MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
TRUMP: We’re going to be here a while.
PALIN: That reminds me. Why are we here again, Mr. Donald?
TRUMP: Just wanted to take a picture with you three. Figure between the four of us in one photo, liberal brains will melt everywhere.
PALIN: Oooh! They’ll be like us then!
TRUMP: Almost, then we’ll have to begin phase 2. WWF or E. Whatever the lawyers are calling the Greatest American Sport these days.
PALIN: Me likey!
TRUMP: Start them off on something easy like the Rock. Move onto Jake the Snake. Endgame is to get them to George the Animal Steel may he rest in peace. Classy. Bigly. The Best!
PALIN: I can be your Miss Elizabeth, except my name is Sarah!
TRUMP: No, Boom. Not talking to you Nugent. Kelly!
CONWAY: Yes Mr. President!
TRUMP: Got to take a call with Vince McMahon. Number 2 on my speed dial. Take the monster truck fan club out of here and throw some jerky their way.
PALIN: Jerky! It’s like meat but jerkier!
ROCK: -IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt sounds pretty good.
TRUMP: Note to self. Steam clean the oval office.