6/2/2017 – Cultural Plagiarism

ORB: COVFEFE I SUMMON YOU

TRUMP: You. Glowing Orb. Tell me what you want.  

ORB: COVFEFE I SUMMON YOU

TRUMP: Already heard that. You summoned, I’m here. Out with it. Go.

ORB:

TRUMP:

ORB: This isn’t how it’s supposed to go. 

TRUMP: You. Glowing Orb of questionable morals. Good look. Can respect. Reminds me of my head. Golden. The best. Absolutely tremendous. You look different. Shiny round and pale. Like Pence head but with actual ideas. Legitimate sentience!

ORB: ENOUGH! PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP YOU WILL SUBMIT TO MY DEMANDS 

TRUMP: No. 

ORB: WHY NOT? 

TRUMP: I don’t listen to anybody. People tell me what to do, I do the opposite. I don’t even listen to me. 2016 Candidate Trump says “I’m going to do this”, 2017 President Trump says “not gonna happen. How can 2017 President Trump listen to 2016 Trump when he’s not even President?” Can’t abide!

ORB: I REALLY DON’T LIKE YOU. 

TRUMP: You’ll get used to it. Ask Melania. 

ORB: PRESIDENT TRUMP. YOU WILL MAKE AMERICA LEAVE THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD

TRUMP: Why? Paris accord makes sense. Good for environment. Protects humanity. Leads to more hot Russian women. Circle of life!

ORB: NONSENSE! YOU WILL LEAVE THE ACCORD AND LIKE IT!

TRUMP: Not going to happen. You. One good reason. Give it to me. Go. 

ORB: IT WILL PISS OFF THE LIBERALS

TRUMP: Boom. Tremendous. America. Out of Paris. Never liked how they took our Freedom Fries and renamed them French Fries. Cultural Plagarism!

ORB: EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY COVFEFE

TRUMP: Covfefe. Don’t like that. Sounds like I was butt-texting Mexican Dunkin’ Donuts. Caffeinated wall!

ORB: IT IS YOUR SOUL NAME WRITTEN IN THE LANGUAGE OF YOUR ETERNAL LIFE AURA

TRUMP: Still don’t like

ORB: IT…MEANS RICH HANDSOME MAN…WITH GREAT HAIR

TRUMP: Covfefe best name ever. Accurate and respectful!

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