PENCE: The attending physician said he needs his rest, sir, so we need to cut this short.
TRUMP: Last time I checked President outranks doctor. Unless Doctor President. Even then, Trump President beats Doctor President. Unless Doctor Trump President. Too much power!
PENCE: On that note, I’ll be outside hoping I don’t have to check myself in here one day.
TRUMP: You. Winter scalp. Out. Other You. Go. Speak.
SCALISE: Mr. President…you didn’t have to-
TRUMP: Nonsense. You. House Majority Whip. Shot by gun toting pro-Bernie Sanders Liberal lunatic. Redundantly redundant. But had gun, so must be pro-NRA. Walking contradiction!
SCALISE: Well…I do appreciate…the gesture…
TRUMP: Same here. Let’s see it. Go.
SCALISE: Well, I…don’t think the doctors…would allow me to…remove the bandages and…show you the wound, but-
TRUMP: Not that it. The other it. IT it. Go.
SCALISE: I don’t…think I…understand.
TRUMP: My birthday present. Boom.
TRUMP: I get it. Shot. No time to wrap it. Would be bad manners. Trump etiquette best etiquette!
SCALISE: Sir he…shot me because…I knew you…
TRUMP: And he’s dead now. Trump karma best karma. Your turn. Make good Trump karma. Present. Go.
SCALISE: One moment sir.
TRUMP: You. That button. Why are you pressing it?
SCALISE: Ordering…painkillers. Need…many…
TRUMP: That reminds me. Answer my question.
SCALISE: What…is it?
TRUMP: You’re the Majority Whip, right?
TRUMP: So you’re into pain then right? That shooting was like a good thing for you then.
SCALISE: Not really….I’m…still alive…having this…conversation…
TRUMP: If you were House Majority Gun, maybe you wouldn’t be in here. Legislative powerup!