6/27/2017 – Those are Jokes

BANNON: Congratulations on your CNN victory sir!

PENCE: Amazing!

TRUMP: CNN. Worst fake news agency ever. Should stand for Creates New News or Confused Nitwit Newsmen or Crazy Nancyboys Network 

BANNON: 

PENCE: 

TRUMP: Those are jokes. 

BANNON: Ah. 

PENCE: Hmm.

TRUMP: Good ones. 

BANNON: Ha!

PENCE: HA!

TRUMP: Ugh. Pence. Have to even out fake laugh everyone. Just deplorable. But not like the good ones in the basket. Classic definition!

PENCE: Well sir, you must be quite happy with how events are unfolding!

BANNON: Indeed. Three CNN executives are resigning after the network acknowledged they fabricated your Russian ties for ratings!  

TRUMP: Horrible lies. No evidence. Fabricated fiction!

PUTIN: Hyello.

TRUMP: Hey Poots. Same time next week?

PUTIN: Eees agreeable. 

BANNON: Um-

PENCE: Uh-

TRUMP: What?

PUTIN: Eees ok. I undyerstand. Putin. So manly. Can be deestracting.

BANNON: Um, Mr. President, not to pry but-

PENCE: Why is President Putin here?

BANNON: And, might I add, shirtless?

TRUMP: Need to know basis. 

PUTIN: Eees classeefyed. 

ORB: SAME TIME NEXT WEEK COVFEFE. YOU TOO PUTINFEFE. 

TRUMP: Can’t wait. Boom. 

PUTIN: Be there or be Red Square. Proschay. 

BANNON: We have to get him the hell out of here! 

PENCE: If the press-

TRUMP: No need to worry about fake news folks. Lied about my ties to Putin, will lie about this too. Untruthitude!

BANNON: Mr. President, at some point we are going to have to sit down and discuss what you consider a tie. 

PUTIN: Thyere ees no need for cloak and the dagger. At leeest not today. I weeel tyake seekret tonnil to underground shuttle. 

TRUMP: Second bookshelf on the right. 

PENCE: I have so much going on in my head right now. 

TRUMP: And none involving melanin. 

PUTIN: Yowch. Seek burn. Worse than my firebombing of Georgian rebel veellages. 

TRUMP: Didn’t know Atlanta was on fire again. 

PUTIN: Not that Georgia. Ok, time to go. 

BANNON: President Putin, you forgot your shirt. 

PUTIN: Deed not. Proschay. 

PENCE: And there he goes. 

BANNON: A secret bookshelf escape tunnel. That’s kind of new.

TRUMP: Ok. You two. Out. Need time to tweetgloat. Laugh at CNN for getting caught newsfaking. If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s someone who lies and tells stories just for ratings, increased publicity, and the chance to take a cheap shot at an enemy!

PENCE:

BANNON:

TRUMP:  

PENCE:

BANNON:

TRUMP:  One word and I phone Putin and introduce him to our two new ambassadors to Siberia. Lifetime post! 

PENCE: Leaving!

BANNON: Things to do!

 

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