BANNON: Well…here we are…in Warsaw…
PENCE: Yyyuup. Just in time for the President’s second European tour.
BANNON: It’s going to be much better this time.
PENCE: Absolutely. EuroTrump 2.0 is guaranteed to be a success!
BANNON: He’s going to nail it when he meets with the President of Poland today!
PENCE: I’m certain President Andrzej Duda will see that America has a true leader guiding the free world towards-
TRUMP: You two. What are you doing in here? Need your help. Want to run a few Pollock jokes by you before meeting their President.
TRUMP: That what they call him? President? He’s a Pollock, so probably a Pollidant. Sounds like the king of strippers. Should be a woman. Better that way. Gender specific!
TRUMP: Need to tell Pollidant to use electoral system. Pollidant, therefore probably gets job from polls. So wrong, the polls. Just the worst. Fake news!
BANNON: We’re doomed.
TRUMP: Ok. First one. Two Pollocks and the Pollidant walk into a strip club…