TRUMP: Watched that Game of Thrones show last night.
PENCE: Oh I’m sure this will end well.
BANNON: Quiet you. YES sir? What was that about Game of Thrones?
TRUMP: Gave me ideas. Big ideas. Trump ideas, therefore the best ideas. Trump ideas, so good. Tremendous. Just the best, believe me.
PENCE: What kind of ideas sir?
TRUMP: Ok. Invite all House Democrats to party pretending I’m Pence. Can barely stand the thought but for greater good. Necessary sacrifices!
BANNON: Then what, sir?
TRUMP: Tell the Dems I was wrong, then we all drink wine together Except their wine is poisoned. All the House Democrats die, I rip off Pence skin mask. The Trump in the North!
TRUMP: Trump is coming.
PENCE: Sir, it is an…interesting…idea…
TRUMP: Interesting in Trumpspeak means perfect. Knew you’d get it.
BANNON: But sir, there is that one – “quirk” shall we say – where poisoning the House Democrats is…and I’m speaking only in the most literal interpretation here…it IS technically mass murder.
TRUMP: Even if they’re really horrible people?
BANNON: Unfortunately sir. Murder is murder.
TRUMP: Unless you’re Hillary Clinton in which case the victim committed suicide. Boom. Trump jab. Tremendous. But seriously would love to kill them all. Options open!
BANNON: The press, er, fake news would not approve.
TRUMP: Uggggh. FINE. Can I at least keep the Pence skin mask?
PENCE: I may need that sir.
TRUMP: Why, to scare loved ones? Kidding. Pence face worst face. Look at it. Like a wax candle too lazy to melt. Like a snowball put on a suit to sneak into a movie. Caucasian blandness!
BANNON: Mr. President, it might be best if you develop political strategies that are not directly linked to Game of Thro-
TRUMP: Ok. New strategy. Step one. We need three dragons.
PENCE: Dragons are fictional creatures and do not exist!
TRUMP: So are the benefits of Obamacare.
BANNON: We’re listening.
TRUMP: Boom. Ok, step two. We need a lot of dragonglass. All we can find.
PENCE: I think…the Clinton foundation sold it all to Russia?
BANNON: Good one.
PENCE: I have no idea what I’m saying.
BANNON: You know nothing, Mike Pence.
TRUMP: That’s what I always say. Pence brain. So empty. Like a shaken Etch a Sketch. Neurological vacuum! Ok new plan. How are we on direwolves?