PENCE: You seem perturbed sir.
PENCE: It means very upset.
TRUMP: Knew that. Testing you to see how…
TRUMP: Perturbed I was. Very!
PENCE: May I ask what exactly is upsetting you, sir?
TRUMP: Healthcare bill. Failed to pass Senate again. Makes no sense. Plan sells itself!
PENCE: How…does the healthcare plan sell itself?
TRUMP: Keeps dying but gets back up again. Trumpcare best care. Can’t kill it. Perfect health!
PENCE: If it dies but gets up again wouldn’t that make it a zombie?
PENCE: Zombies? You know, the living dead, brainless drones, shambling along in packs, trying to eat brains, never go away, can’t be stopped?
PENCE: Sort of but with better hygiene.
TRUMP: Ok. New plan. Scrap bill. Call Sessions, tell him I’ve got a fresh mouse. Get him to rename plan Zombiecare. Libs will love it. Infallible!
PENCE: I…don’t think patients will want to sign up for a plan called Zombiecare, sir.
TRUMP: You’re giving me that look of utter horror and admiration at the same time.
PENCE: Am I that transparent?
TRUMP: Completely. Doesn’t help you have no melanin. More like melanone. Used to the look whenever I undress in front of Melania. Can understand. The Trumpedo is legendary. Appendage of legend!