8/9/2017 – Fire and Fury

BANNON: 

PENCE: 

TRUMP: 

BANNON: 

PENCE: 

TRUMP: 

BANNON: 

PENCE: 

TRUMP: What?

BANNON: Fire and Fury????

PENCE: North Korea????

TRUMP: Yup. Absolutely. Both are paying a visit there. 

BANNON: How could you possibly threaten-

PENCE: This will drop us to DefCon-

TRUMP: New tag team I’m developing for Vince McMahon and WWE. Fire and Fury. Patented move is angry flamethrower. Bringing the heat! 

BANNON:

PENCE:

TRUMP: They’re no Legion of Boom but can’t be too careful if they use Fuji and Tanaka. Asian body slam!

BANNON: Ok, that’s…fine I guess. 

PENCE: At least we can sleep a little be-

TRUMP: Just finished tweeting to Putin. Going to send Armageddon on Russia.

BANNON:

PENCE:

TRUMP: New Intercontinental Champion. Armageddon. The Ragnarok of the Ring!

BANNON: We really need to take away his Pay per View privileges.

PENCE: It’s a nonstop pit of pain and suffering.

TRUMP: You. Pence. Good idea. Send Pain and Suffering to Afghanistan. Need to call Vince McMahon. Number two on my speed dial. Greco-Roman Diplomacy! 

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