TRUMP: Ughhh. Fake media not listening. Take my exact words and report them to the public. Totally missing what I’m saying. Unfair!
BANNON: Agreed, sir. No context whatsoever.
PENCE: You should get ahead of them Mr. President!
TRUMP: Already ahead. Rich. Therefore automatic winner. But have to go to Twitter to get point across. Public will listen!
BANNON: Actually that reminds me sir, former President Obama sent out a tweet about Charlottesville.
TRUMP: Who cares? Nobody listens to what he has to say anyway. Tweetless voice! Twitter. Best media outlet. 140 characters of truth, immediate public response. Voice of the people!
PENCE: Actually sir, it became the….most liked tweet…in the history of Twitter.
PENCE: And the fifth most retweeted tweet. Sir.
TRUMP: Twitter. Twitter. Worst media outlet. 140 characters of lies. Voice of losers. Can’t trust people getting information from a single source. Media monopoly!
BANNON: That reminds me sir, you have a press conference in 5.
TRUMP: Good. Who’s in the press room?
BANNON: Alex Jones from Infowars, the Daily Stormer, and Fox News.
TRUMP: Good. Range of opinions. Crazy, racist, and losers. All sides represented!