TRUMP: Met the President of the Virgin Islands.
PENCE: Yes sir.
DeVOS: Mr. President, I-
TRUMP: Awful guy. Couldn’t stand him. So egotistical. Just the worst. Thinks he knows everything. Totally wrong!
PENCE: Of course.
DeVOS: Sir, you do realize-
TRUMP: Realize I’m dealing with a dimwit who can’t handle his own country. This president. Worst ever. Need to fire!
PENCE: Couldn’t agree more, sir.
DeVOS: Michael, you do realize that President Trump is also technically president of the Virgin Islands.
TRUMP: You. Pence, right? Get my tweet phone. Need to let America know how clueless the Virgin Islands president is. Worst president ever.
PENCE: Right away sir.
DeVOS: Mr. President, I have to-
PENCE: One more word and I let the CIA know about your Thursday night blood sacrifices.
PENCE: And the afterparty.
DeVOS: FINE. But the coven will one day have your soul. I swear it.
PENCE: Have you forgotten where I work? My soul is gone already.
TRUMP: New tweet: Virgin Islands President. Total failure. Worst President ever. People should impeach immediately. Out of office!
PENCE: Great tweet sir.
DeVOS: On second thought, keep that soul. It would probably just poison the coven.
TRUMP: Need to meet next with the President of American Samoa. Probably an idiot. Have to expect the worst. Guaranteed just an awful President. The worst, believe me.
PENCE: I can guarantee it sir.