TILLERSON: Mr. President the media is saying you-
PENCE: Leave him alone Rex.
TILLERSON: What’s…what’s he doing? He’s just sitting there with that smile. It’s creepy.
PENCE: He…heard some good news.
TRUMP: Go good. Just the best. Tremendous.
TILLERSON: Is it the tax reform bill getting passed in congress?
TRUMP: Tax bill. Good news not great.
TILLERSON: Is it the record Dow closings?
PENCE: That makes him happy, but that’s not it.
TRUMP: Dow. Going up, means Trump’s rich. But Trump’s always rich. Trump life rich life. Same thing!
TILLERSON: I know! It’s the liberal media beginning to acknowledge the president is not as bad they believe.
PENCE: Surprisingly no.
TRUMP: Liberal media. Eating crow. So delicious. Hypocrisy cuisine!
TILLERSON: All I have left is Omarosa leaving.
PENCE: Rex! Don’t-
TRUMP: YOU. Don’t mention that name around here again. Omarosa. Just the worst. Never liked her kind.
TRUMP: One of them. Just the worst.
TILLERSON: Sir, you don’y mean bla-
TRUMP: Former Apprentice non-celebrity contestants. So useless all of them. Waste of Q-rating!
PENCE: That was close.
TILLERSON: Ok, I’m at a loss here. Why is he smiling so much?
PENCE: Disney finally set up his animatronic model at the Hall of Presidents.
TRUMP: RoboTrump. So good. Trumpinator 2000 will take over the world. Political Trumpocalypse!
PENCE: Mr. President we, um saw your model, and it kind of looks like…well…
TILLERSON: The face on your model looks like Hillary with a wig.
TRUMP: Good news just became great. Hillary. Already a robot. Trump robot with Hillary face. Ultimate insult to her. Cybernetic mockery!
TILLERSON: Got to admit, didn’t see that coming.
PENCE: Well I didn’t see us getting to 2018 without the world in flames, but miracles do happen thank the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
TRUMP: Note to self. Change Twitter profile to Hillary face. Multimedia ridicule!