PENCE: Mr. President your next sacrifice I mean Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is here.
TRUMP: Bring him in.
POMPEO: Already here sir.
TRUMP: GAH! How did you do that? Amazing!
POMPEO: I was the Director of the CIA, sir. My training included clandestine entry procedures.
PENCE: Now see here that pornographic language will not be tolerated in the Oval-
TRUMP: Impressive stealth! Just not there but suddenly there. Like a Caucasian Ben Carson.
CARSON: I’m here sir.
TRUMP: Yow! Surrounded by incompetent ninjas! Hey Pompeii, you should get some of those chop-sockey guys in black. Budget increase!
POMPEO: Actually, sir, the CIA already has an elite covert group of-
TRUMP: So. You. New Secretary. Not get me coffee secretary but manage everything while I take credit secretary. Job of a lifetime!
PENCE: You can say that again sir!
TRUMP: Uggghhh! You. Pompernickel. Anything in those CIA folders about making Pence here disappear?
POMPEO: Bunker 7, Sublevel 3. Hallway B, Room 149, Filecabinet X-14, third drawer, Folder titled “Operation White Out”.
POMPEO: Kidding, sir.
TRUMP: You. I like you. This guy. Joker! Not Trump level of comedy but still funnyish. Rib-splitter!
POMPEO: We have a few of those for aggressive interrogation.
CARSON: I also chuckled.
TRUMP: Yikes! Hey Pompom, you should hire this guy!
PENCE: He’s your Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, sir.
TRUMP: Not a real job. Trump. Already built housing and developed urbans. No work needed, just told others what to do. So good at that, believe me. Just the best.
POMPEO: You wished to see me, Mr. President?
TRUMP: Want a Space Force.
TRUMP: Force in space. Fight off aliens. With pew pew lasers. Military Jedis!
CARSON: The Jedis were technically not in the Republic Military although they did serve as valued generals.
TRUMP: Now I wish you really would disappear.
POMPEO: Bunker 5, Sublevel 9. Hallway A, Room 135, Filecabinet G-19, bottom drawer, Folder titled “Surgical Malpractice”.
POMPEO: Kidding, sir.
TRUMP: This guy!
PENCE: A true jester of comedy, Mr. President!
CARSON: I did not chuckle that time.
TRUMP: GEEZ! Carson. Just appears out of a cloak of boredom. Distractingly dull!